FUCK LIES!

There's always this feeling that '' maybe its chances "When it comes to a first date. You had just met. None of you know the other. Many people tend to lie at this time. Some Jeremia somewhere will be Jeremy Blizz and not Jeremia Nyamwarro and some Philomena Onyancha will be Sharon Tyler. Huh! How funny! What makes it more funny is faked accents, walking styles, eating habits and even home places. I met Brighton Hope on my way to the pharmacy; a classy guy with a swee accent and a nice walking style. We got a chance to socialise, have a drink and even exchanged contacts. We parted. He was to fly to the states the next day for official duties. Hahaa!  Gaze the surprise I got when I visited the countryside a week later? I had just seen my grandma and passed by the neighbourhood, not because I wanted to, but because grandma wanted to show me off. Only to meet this familiar face licking porridge from a sufuria. My Brighton Hope was now Doughlas Agwanda. Oh My God!! But why do people lie on the first meeting? The pizza he was taking as we chat via WhatsApp was a sufuria of porridge. How the freak did he kill a potential relationship. Oh lies Saying the truth won't change someones feelings for you but wait until the lie is realized. Natasha Mitchelle, a lady who could not finish a small bottle of soda on a blind date weeks after marriage is Brigita Achupa, a woman who takes seven slices of bread with three cups of tea and tops it up with a piece of ugali that was left from previous dinner. Oh lies ;fuck lies!