IFIKIE MA SIDE CHICS...

So hey, hey again? Hey please? Hey there? Hey once more...

Not to hang on anyone's titties but this is to anyone who calls herself a sidechic, side dish, Co-pilot, Dessert, Mistress, Netflix and chill e.t.c. Well, I hear you spice up names but how does it feel to try twist reality? Like trying to call a diarrhea overcooked food with suffocated water? Why try sugarcoat something with magadi soda when sugar is an option? Like literally do you have a little sense or that head is empty? 

I hear you proud say you're a Side chic.... How does it sound in your ears? Well, let me pressume your ear is as dead as your brain. Sorry for asking. And for that one motherf3ker who thinks it's sexy marinating it as Side dish.... Like some untomatoed vegetable next to grilled chicken  or what? Haha, honestly I'd choose the chicken over and over. Not that I hate vegetables but who does compare greens to browns? Eti Desert?? You are not a dessert, you are a deserted piece of shit which came out when a fart was expected. A double mess!! The last time I checked, desserts made life worthy not unworthy but you seem like some sperm that got lucky out of a busted condom-unwanted seed. I wonder how a chic feels to call herself netflix and chill...You call yourself a Netflix and chill because you know well that your special place is a hideout? Something like between his balls? As he gets deeper, remember it's not your depth that amazes him but swimming is fun. Hell yeah! That's where you belong... To that hole where he hides to get some warmth. And you are proud that he hides you in a room and watch Netflix? Sorry, the last time I checked proud niggas introduced their girl to their friends and parents. Dirty linel is however hidden from the light. It's just so interesting how someone even addresses herself as a Co-pilot and opposition. Well,we know a loser by the name. The moment you use "co" on you,  just remember where that belongs,  to the second options incase you forgot. 

Bitches amaze me when they use statements like "mbona alinikatia Kama anakupenda." Well, I'm not siding a cheating nigga : Cheating remains a crime but allow me address a silly brain first: We all love aftermaths, don't we ? Like commuter services after we buy electronics, right?  Now that's what a man sees you as when you agree to be his side chic. It's no fun of "the main girl not satisfying him e.t.c". If you truly are winning, make him drop the main chic for you to prove us right.... 

I don't have anything against sidechics but  hey,  how does it feel to be someone's second option? A lose hanging ball below  a fat long dick??- Eeeewwww, you only get attention after the main course is satisfied. Infact you tend to be ignored nine out of ten times. And you go ahead to say his dick, our dick, right? Bitch, it's his dick, her dick not yours. Well, it maybe yours because he's not interested in getting anything deeper than your pussy from you. Not to be rude but is there anything more deeper to be interested in anyways when you got a shallow brain? Just to remind you :men fuck who they can. Classify yourself as a "he-can." He doesn't have to struggle, neither does he f3ck you because he loves you, he fucks you because your pussy is always available - slide to unlock. Before you slide your legs open for him, know you are a second option - a wasted sperm.  How do you love a dick and become one? Thought everyone is a winner sperm but how does a winner resorts to second options? Unless you are a P2, your second option doesn't appeal  at all . Not even to a slayqueen who has opened her honeycomb to a 80kg man in the name of a sponsor. Level up bitch!!

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